Tuesday, March 14, 2006

What would be the thing you like the best about your house?
For me, i would say it is the door. You step out of it at 8.30 in the morning and the sun shines right into your face. Makes you squint and smile. A very good way to describe the solstices and the apparent movement of the sun would be to notice when you first step out , it used to shine straight into my right eye,but now it does into my left eye instead!
So thats how a regular day starts.

People who find holi messy are stupid. Freud could use them to examplify his psychosexual anal stage with such specimens.
Inter-terrace wars used to be fun. Aiming at the man who used to cut cricket balls with his knife from four floors up was even more fun. "Dont let it hit his head, might hurt, as close to the feet, make it skip beats" used to be the strategy.

Buses never come when you want them to. And when they come, they are like what Whoopie Goldberg would look like wearing Keira Knightley's corset. Push.Get in. I can see the left thumb,the hand,the head,the neck..and ..........
no..its not a boy!
or a girl!!!
just a man trying to get inside the bus at the next stop.
And in the middle of all this, a tobacco chewing uncle tells you how things are late and go wrong if they are meant to.Says Murphy said so.Thank you uncle.
Not to forget the aunties who are offered seats to. They somehow seem to wear the same perfume in the bus. Like a uniform.
On behalf of all men,
a belated happy women's day.
Without you,
our world would have been gay.

Me tagged me. like that makes sense.
Me = http://www.sillygoof.blogspot.com . I am sorry i cannot do hyperlinks.
Perfect lover, if you fit into these, let me know:
1. Beholder of the most beautiful-est eyes ever.
2. Who could make and encourage having good food for every mood.
3. Resonation without words.
4. Contradictor of likings.
5. Good in bed.
6. Thriving on simplicity and unconventionality.
Thank you.

The Exorcism of Emily Rose. Scientifically wrong movie.
Two things that get me thinking are :

1. 3 am...the hour of the anti-christ
I did not know spirits and ghosts have a religion too.

2. Judas
I too would have protested ,if anyone's feet were washed with perfume.

9 comments:

Mr. J said...

Lol.. Buddy, the part of 'Me tagged me' hahahah funny right? Now when are you gonna shell out $5??

And Emily Rose.. its a true story, about an hour's drive from Salzburg, have to visit that place sometime, just for the kicks ;)

sinusoidally said...

You are funny.

Casablanca said...

What would be the thing you like the best about your house?
The 2 steps which lead from the dining room to the drawing room. Very cute to sit on those steps and talk :)

And doesnt the tag ask for 8 qualities?

Ashish Shakya said...

We are biding our time..or rather wasting it,waiting for this damn engineering to get over.

Anonymous said...

update boss.

-C

Anonymous said...

i like the way you write. have i mentioned that before.
posting in a new place now. maybe you want to come by somtime?

GuNs said...

Murphy's laws are SO TRUE at times, they're unbelievable.

Coincidentally, I just wrote a post on Murphy's laws. Some of them are REALLY funny. None of them are my own creations, of course !

[;->]

-PeAcE
--wiTh
---GuNs

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