A job that should not take more than 10 minutes to complete. Take the xerox copies , get the signatures, fax them. zimble? not quite.

I dedicate this post to my revvverrrend( listen to me revving it up) principal Dr...ok, hes gotta a family and kids who might read this. Lets not mention names.

Xerox takes a good 30 minutes...// pulls out speech from the pocket//...And i would like to thank the goverment of maharashtra for the systematic load shedding scheme, the MSEB, the college xerox guy who seems to be the most hardworking staff member(frame of reference is relative) and lastly not to forget my friend who let two chicks go in front of him in the line.Evil chicks those...the ones from dental colleges...they cast spells!

Witness 2: Mr. Poo.
Mr. Poo ...well old habits die hard. He was still in the submission mode.He always is. So when we approached him for a signature...
ummm....my pen is with Mr.Mo...get it no...i sign with only that pen.
( Consistent with the submission slogan "thou shalt have to run back and forth atleast 2 times before getting my sign)
Sir, use my pen...here.
NO NO! I use onleee maay paaiin.
buhh.


And thenn....half the documents get faxed. The peon comes in a drowsy state out of the principal's office. " half of them are done...
Dude..which half...while he hands over a big bundle....
ummm...i dont know, oh and btw sir is calling u people.
Reverrrreeend Sir : "bhaifhai bark bark bark"
You can hear the thoughts of all in the room at that time. All in chorus ..Tommy Hadddddd!
Us : aye???
Me : // "Speaks in marathi thinking we mite actually understand each other "//
Reverrreeend : "bhaifai"
Me : //concludes..his nonsense is not bound by language or dialect//

He wanted a cover letter to be sent. And our telephone nos on it.
...For those of you who dont know how things work in my college,
covering letters , cover pages are more important than assignments.
So we get it.
"Arre...where are your addresses??"
"Sir, they are mentioned in detail in the applications"
"No No No...bark bark bark"

In the entaaayree college...theres only one printer working.Others are on a christmas vacation. A dot matrix that too. Yes, we still live with dot ...matrices?
The paper doesnt load. When it does the printer refuses to work.
Proff. Pappu to the rescue. Proff Pappu is bastard...but was unusually nice today.

back to revvvvvs office,
"Sir.."
"Arre leave space here no!"
Trip 3:
"Sir.."
"Arre leave space there no!"
.................n its finally done after 3 hours.
"sir.."
"hmm...ok...CHALO LETS FAX THEM!"
yes yes
lets!
....woo hoo!

In the meantime two ass kissing teachers from EXTC enter. Hehe Sir...wag wag wag..whoooorff.
Tommy, Moti, Jimmy Haaadddddd.
And revvvverrrend goes on to teach them powerpoint, which they apparently do not know.
On closer observation, reverrrreeend did not know anything either.

And the fax machine conks off.
"It is v. slow na"
....like owner like machine.

Sir, ill fax them from outside.
"hmm....frowwwn....K FINE..DO AS YOU PLEASE!"
Menopausal uncle that man.

So.. u r looking forward to something really badly. The day before it actually happens you are so excited that the excitement consumes a mammoth amounth of your enthusiasm ,energy and thought. And when the moment finally arrives it doesnt feel that much. What an anticlimax.
Its like a drum roll...only not ending in the traditional thisssssh, the drum stick slapping the cymbal..its more more like a drum roll ending with a tuk. no bleody thisshh!

John Lennon. Over rated. But shouldnt have killed him. Should have killed Yoko the brain chokeo.

Brave plans seldom materialize.

If i had a band of my own, would start a song probably with the bass to be accompanied by a combination of an acoustic and drums. Wonder what that would sound like! Would let the instruments do the talking. You know people who tell you how they can relate to the words of a song.,my band...they would relate to the instruments playing and the lyrics would be fed according to it instead of first making lyrics and fitting some tune into it.
So much for my 5th std essay on "my band".
Idle minds and bodies are dangerous.
Love seems to be false and lust to be the truth.

Hope a four letter word. Makes u expect,dream,pray,believe in god and makes u hallucinate. The strongest 4 letter word,after the f word but ofcourse.

Songs tend to stick.I'm the world you'll never seeI'm the slave you'll never freeI'm the truth you'll never knowI'm the place you'll never goI'm the sound you'll never hearI'm the course you'll never steerI'm the will you'll not destroy....I'm the gin in the gin-soaked boy...pa pa puh puh paah

And someday we return to mediocre regularity which seems preferrable only when it is gone.
Viscious viscious circle.