Randomness...

Minutes of a blank mind are peaceful in an otherwise traffic of thoughts,which are overspeeding and not observing lane discipline. The unfortunate part about it is, the blankness adorns u with its glory and blesses you with its presence mostly at the wrong time and occasions, examples include the vivas, talking to a stranger girl and after reading the lines
"Q1 is compulsory.
Attempt any 4 of the remaining 6 questions.
Draw neat figures and sketches where required.
Figures to the right indicate full marks.
Make suitable assumptions"
I like this line ^ the best.
Better ocassions would include post happy sunday lunch afternoons listening to John Mclaughlin, Floyd and Jim Morrison.
Morrison...what an unintellectual way to die for a man with an IQ which was close to Leonardo Da Vinci's.


So the lectures were finally allowed to take place. Water trickled down the eye." Abbe cover your mouth atleast!"
Needed a lot of self talking,mood building and courage to do so. There were others who made their debut today. "Proff ke boni kar di yaar".
I thought i needed toothpicks to keep the eyelid open, tom n jerry style..but then the toothpick would definitely snap. Just painting closed eye lids ( i draw a lot of inspiration from tom n jerry)
sounded better. No paint anywhere...damn it!

Madarchandi Ganguly gets out as soon as i switch the tv on. Buhh. Off. Stuff...Stuff.. Stuff.On.Edddddggeee ... takkkeenn...Pathhaaann is ....Off. Unsuccessful attempt at sleeping. On. Paaahkistaaan have...Off. Its all a conspiracy. They want to put the blame on my tv and my remote for it.


The year was 1996/97. Wordsworth at his boring best in the class went:

The waves beside them danced; but they
Out-did the sparkling waves in glee;
A poet could not but be gay,
In such a jocund company..

' I ve read everything from enid blyton to sidney sheldon to archer' girls at the back: "hihihihi"
' I watch friends at this age and i ve gotta 56kbps modem at home and i know stuff' partner:
"ah!..oh!..haha hehe"
'My vocabulary is yet to reach its puberty and i like Supandi and Hodja' me : "Ehmm? what?"

You can hear the oddest of people make sense sometimes.They have the simplest of answers. People whom you dint expect to otherwise.
On asking which celebrity couple would you pair up on AXN,
Boobbu Blonde : Enrique and Christina, because hes such a slut and shes such a slut and hihihihi...and more giggle giggle giggle(its only good till it lasts.)
Lalu Prasad Yadav: "Haddi manav ki ho ya danav ki, jab tak logon ki jaan bach rahi hain, toh kya farak padta hain"
Translation: ...never mind.

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I am still hungry. Two apples and one orange have been finished in record time. There's no maggi in the house now. Please send in your generous donations in the form of food to zii's relief fund. You can avail of tax benefits on them.